The Gentlemen's Club with Hammer and Bacon

Episode #34: Just The Gentlemen

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:54:00 -0800

Gentlemens,

We’ve had some great guests come into The Gentlemen’s Club lately.

Nadine Rajabi (Round 1, Round 2) brought the Persian heat twice and Justin Worsham nearly convinced us that Ricky Martin would make a great college roommate.

This week it’s just Tim Hammer and I. What’s we do? Bring the heat, of course.

We get into women who are “attainable hot” and those who are “novelty hot.” Both are good things.

- Caleb Bacon

Download via iTunes | Download Episode #34 (Right Click for PC)

Podcast RSS Feed (Subscribe) | Get Us On Your Phone With Stitcher

Got Feedback? (Yes you do.) Email: gentlemensclubpodcast@gmail.com

We wanted to give you a little sneak peek inside a typical...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:32:01 -0800

We wanted to give you a little sneak peek inside a typical recording session in The Gentlmen’s Club studio.

(photo comes to us from Copyranter via Deadspin)

I Talked to Playboy Cover Girl America Olivo, And You Didn't

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:06:59 -0800

America Olivo, God shed his grace on thee.

I, on the other hand have no grace to shed and asked America about important things like shooting girl-on-girl scenes, watching girl-on-girl scenes and her historic appearance in Playboy.

Want to know why it’s historic? Read the full interview hair, I mean here.

-Tim Hammer

Rule: Gentlemen Shave Their Heads Before They Go Bald

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:13:05 -0800

Gentlemen,

Take a seat. It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

Not all men are able to maintain a thick, luscious mane of hair for their entire lives.

Case in point: Tim Hammer and myself. While I still l have some hair, Hammer’s is gone.

He shaves his head, and, as a result is bald not balding. It’s a better look and you take some power away from mother nature. Go from lousy looking accountant to someone with a look.

- Caleb Bacon

Download via iTunes | Download Rule #006 (Right Click for PC)

Rule RSS Feed (Subscribe) | Get Us On Your Phone With Stitcher

Got Feedback? (Yes you do.) Email: gentlemensclubpodcast@gmail.com

Episode #33: Guest Starring Nadine Rajabi (Again)

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Gentlemen,

After last week’s NSFW-apolooza the powers that be (read: Steve Jobs) gave us two options: Either take that episode down forever or try it again. So we tried it again.

Comedian Nadine Rajabi returns to The Gentlemen’s Club and gives a Tiger Woods-like apology for last week’s show. We accept your apology.

Once we get that out of the way, we jump into fun topics like my compatibility with single mother hair dressers named La Quinta, producers who wear jeggings or Mo’nique. Yeah, that Mo’nique. We’re also giving up stuff for Lent and creating a new word — Pussybag. Take that Steve Jobs!

Want even more Nadine? Follow her on Twitter.

- Tim Hammer

Download via iTunes | Download Episode #33 (Right Click for PC)

Podcast RSS Feed (Subscribe) | Get Us On Your Phone With Stitcher

Got Feedback? (Yes you do.) Email: gentlemensclubpodcast@gmail.com

Rule: Gentlemen Google The Girls They Date

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:41:46 -0800

Gentlemen,

Take a seat. It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

When you first meet a girl: get her first and last name. Then Google her.

You’ll find something helpful.

Hopefully that’s not a vampire blog.

- Caleb Bacon

Download via iTunes | Download Rule #005 (Right Click for PC)

Rule RSS Feed (Subscribe) | Get Us On Your Phone With Stitcher

Got Feedback? (Yes you do.) Email: gentlemensclubpodcast@gmail.com

Are You Watching 'Blue Mountain State'?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:34:32 -0800

It’s very fun and very ’80s. In case you weren’t aware, the ’80s are better than today. We recently had Romanski, who plays Sammie the mascot, on The Gentlemen’s Club.

- Caleb Bacon

Hillary Duff Post-Engagement

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:31:42 -0800

Shortly after getting engaged to some NHL dude she stops, then drops. More here.

The Ed Hardy Boyz

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:00:00 -0800

The Ed Hardy Boyz 2: The Case of When That Hot Filipina Girl Lost Her Tramp Stamp At Mini-Golf from Jon Daly

Love this.

Great Comedy: Haiti Benefit in Venice

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:00:00 -0800

Former Gentlemen’s Club guest, and all around hysterical dude, Greg Fitzsimmons, is hosting a night of top-notch stand-up with some of his talented friends for a great cause: Doctors Without Borders.

Check out Fitzdog, Bill Burr, Wendy Liebman, Mary Lnn Rajskub, Greg Behrendt and more next Tuesday night at The Talking Stick.

-Caleb Bacon

Episode #32: Guest Starring Nadine Rajabi

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:10:00 -0800

Gentlemen,

Coming back into The Gentlemen’s Club (and straight outta Persia) is fan favorite Nadine Rajabi.

She’s a comedian, a writer, and someone who isn’t afraid to share about what Pepto-Bismol does to her poo.

On this episode we cross The Line, then cross it again, then, somehow, jump way the fuck past it.

(Read: Leather Cheerio, Cumshot Surprise.)

If you’re in Hollywood on Tuesday night, check her making the funny at the Improv at 8 p.m. Drop her a line and she’ll put you on her list. Nads Rajabs is on Twitter too (late to the party, she knows.)

- Caleb Bacon

P.S. Did you catch last week’s show with comedian Justin Worsham? It’s lighting the world (and various ladies loins) on fire.

P.S.S. Tim Hammer is now “Meat Donut.”

Download via iTunes | Download Episode #32 (Right Click for PC)

Podcast RSS Feed (Subscribe) | Get Us On Your Phone With Stitcher

Got Feedback? (Yes you do.) Email: gentlemensclubpodcast@gmail.com

A listener Ramon in Miami, sent this in.

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:27:24 -0800

A listener Ramon in Miami, sent this in.

The Bacon Lombardi Trophy

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:36:07 -0800

Respect.

Gentlemen's Rule: Don't Marry Bitches

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:04:19 -0800

Gentlemen,

Take a seat. It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

Hammer and I aren’t married. Thankfully, comedian Justin Worsham is. He helps out this week, with a rule on nuptials.

He says Gentlemen’s Don’t Marry Bitches. It’s hard to disagree

For more of Justin Worsham and The Gentlemen, check out this week’s podcast of The Gentlemen’s Club.

Get learned. Also, this podcast is under 6 minutes.

- Caleb Bacon

Download via iTunes | Download Rule #004 (Right Click for PC)

Rule RSS Feed (Subscribe) | Get Us On Your Phone With Stitcher

Got Feedback? (Yes you do.) Email: gentlemensclubpodcast@gmail.com

Thursday = Caleb Bacon Doing Comedy

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:33:28 -0800

calebbacon:

This Thursday, I’ll be in my good friend Orris Long’s comedy show in Santa Monica. I’ll be doing some sort comedic essay reading that may or may not involve human frontal nudity.

Also, I’ll be reading in Pinata, a wonderful show of comedic essays, that takes place in Hollywood on Thursday March 4.

-Caleb Bacon

Through the Rabbit Hole is a three hour live variety show that showcases new music, comedy, magic, and various other talented performers at the world famous Promenade Playhouse in Santa Monica — 1404-08 Third Street Promenade.

Facebook.com/ThroughtheRabbitBook

Doors open at 7:30p

$10 Cover

Performing: Matt Sarentino, Ocean Glapion, Jeff Mackinnon, David Blatter
Frank InyaFace, Rick Michell, Ryan Gilmour, Humberto Guida

Headliner: Amir K
Musical performance: Jessica Fichot
Hosted by Orris Long

Episode #31: Guest Starring Romanski + Justin Worsham

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Gentlemen,

We’re thrilled to bring you two very funny Gentlemen on this week’s show. Creator and star of SpikeTV’s “Blue Mountain State,” Romanski (Chris Romano) comes into The Gentlemen’s Club to discuss the show, the beautiful women of Montreal, the $7 hookers in Rhode Island, Emerson College vs. Blue Mountain State and, of course, the origin of the name Romanski.

For more of Romanski, catch “Blue Mountain State” Tuesday nights at 10 pm on SpikeTV and follow him on Twitter.

Comedian Justin Worhsam stops by to hang out in The Gentlemen’s Club. While he’s here, we might as well get him involved in our Fantasy Celebrity Roommate Draft. Who would you live with, if you could live with anyone in the close quarters of a dorm room? Aside from making his picks in our “Snake Style” or “Rochester Style” draft, Justin, tells us about how his use of the C-word (it rhymes with cunt) got him in trouble in Branson, Missouri. Justin, who can be heard on two podcasts: Second Funniest Podcast and Dads are More Fun, also admitted to having seen the Chyna sex tape. Sure hope his kid doesn’t hear this, but we’d love for you to listen.

Follow Justin on Twitter or catch him in a comedy club near you.

- Tim Hammer

Download via iTunes | Download Episode #31 (Right Click for PC)

Podcast RSS Feed (Subscribe) | Get Us On Your Phone With Stitcher

Got Feedback? (Yes you do.) Email: gentlemensclubpodcast@gmail.com

Comedian Justin Worsham

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:03:34 -0800

He’s coming on into The Gentlemen’s Club next week.

Gentlemen's Rule: How To End A Phone Call

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:00:00 -0800

Gentlemen,

Take a seat. It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

There’s a way to end a conversation on the phone, and there’s a way that makes you seem like a lamb ready for slaughter.

Get learned.

Also, this podcast is under 4 minutes.

Thanks to Claire Stancampiano for our new logo!

- Caleb Bacon

Download via iTunes | Download Rule #004 (Right Click for PC)

Rule RSS Feed (Subscribe) | Get Us On Your Phone With Stitcher

Got Feedback? (Yes you do.) Email: gentlemensclubpodcast@gmail.com

Trailer: 'Jersey Shore XXX' (SFW)

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:00:00 -0800

I like how Vinny is the buffest dude, which is the opposite of the actual MTV production. Catch Jersey Shore XXX’s Snooki (Taryn Thomas) on this week’s Gentlemen’s Club.

- C$

Episode #30: Guest Starring Taryn Thomas (Jersey Shore XXX)

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:06:58 -0800

Gentlemen,

Pornstar/pornproducer Taryn Thomas is almost ready to release the guidolicious porn parody, Jersey Shore XXX. We chat with the gal who plays “Snooki” about just what you’d expect.

This week’s Gentlemen’s Theory is from Tim Hammer on the woes of organizing a threesome. We also dread SuperBowl parties…

- Caleb Bacon

Download via iTunes | Download Episode #30 (Right Click for PC)

Podcast RSS Feed (Subscribe) | Get Us On Your Phone With Stitcher

Got Feedback? (Yes you do.) Email: gentlemensclubpodcast@gmail.com